Hurricane Irene for President?

Why not name hurricanes after politicians? They wreak havoc on the states they enter, cost tax payers money, and cause uncertainty for the people’s lives they are about to ruin. Stormy, lots of wind, and no telling what path they will take. No matter how well one prepares for them, they cause damage. The only remedy: load up on beer, stay close to family and friends, and say a prayer.