Wednesday, January 4, 2012

Tebow

Sorry to all who are so offended by others who are fans of a certain football player. It must be awful for you that people like a decent person and you can't handle it. It must also be awful that your girlfriend thinks he's cute. That probably really adds to your hatred. Also adding to the hatred is the fact that he makes millions a year. Have you seen that website dedicated to a pose coined by his name? He also has a plaque at this college in Florida he went to with a speech he gave while he was a student-athlete engraved on it. He even flies to 3rd world countries to give clean water, medicine, and food to starving children. He's led his NFL team to 7 wins out of its last 9 games. I bet you still hate him. Good for you. It must make you feel great to spend time disliking someone so much that your status updates on Facebook are themed around wanting a quarterback to lose the game. Remember your girlfriend who thinks he’s cute? Get off Facebook and take her out to dinner. She thinks you’re really weird spending all this time online talking about some guy you don’t even like. Haven't you heard? Misery loves company. So, start spending time hating who she hates: anyone she thinks is prettier than she is.

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