Good thing it was cold recently in Iowa. Six flavors of vanilla needed to chill.
How does vanilla sound? Pretty good. How about low-fat vanilla? Too much soft-serve last week? Maybe this week you're in the mood for sugar-free vanilla frozen yogurt. What's that in the back of the freezer section — vanilla with freezer burn? Well, if it's the last carton, guess we have no other choice. Since all the other popular flavors with actual substance are unavailable, vanilla it is. All served in the same red bowl.
Wait. What's that? A choice that everyone is afraid to try because they know it will be so good? Well, if you hurry to the store, a pint-sized container of Jon Huntsman Jubilee is in the back of the freezer. It might take a while to find, as it's behind all the vanilla no one really wants to bring home.
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